9.21.11 Random Thoughts

• Finally updated my hair blog.. <---click that! It has pics!
• That spot where I had my shingles rash feels funny. The doctor said that would happen, ugh.
• I've applied to a couple holiday jobs, hopefully something pans out so I can have some regular money for a couple months.
• I cleaned & rearranged my room last Friday. It's back to being messy all over again. Smh.
• I love that I can get up & have to do NOTHING to my hair. Let's see how long that lasts.
• I feel like I'm becoming more of a prude. That's a change I'm not sure I'm okay with.
• I'm not saying I was/am Miss Lucy Goosey, but I'm very open about sex.
• I feel like I have a stomach virus. This just needs to stop.
• Just noticed that ever sentence before this one, except 2, start with I. I guess that's okay since I am talking about myself.
• Ebony decided she would talk in 3rd person from this point forward.
• Ebony gave someone the title of boyfriend, when that person isn't even her boyfriend. Why would she do such a thing?
• She also said that she needs to change her toenail polish. Ebony stays doing her nails.
• Is Ebony annoying you by speaking in 3rd person?
• Okay, I'm done with that.
• Doing my little cousin's hair tomorrow... Yay?

Randomness for 7/29/11

• I'm feeling real blah. I need change. GOOD change.
• 2 things I want in the near future: Cleared up credit & an iPhone. Smh, got my priorities all in lined lol..
• Going to see Transformers 3 (again) tomorrow with mom..
• Tuesday will be here before I know it... *blows bangs*
• Of all the potato chips we could possibly have in the crib, Salt & Vinegar are all that's available.. Beyond gross is an understatement.
• Peach ice cream is my favorite thing as of last night.
• Still haven't heard back from either one of those interviews.. What the hell?! I'm more than qualified for both of them.
• Twitter is only fun when sex is the main topic...

Btw, I have always loved sex from what my mother told me.

The Infamous Sex Post

I was thinking what I could possibly talk about on this entry..... Welp, here we go.

My very first time was 10 years ago (you do the math), I wanted to explore what penis was like and my boyfriend had no problem with it. It was exam week, so we got out of school early. He rode the bus home with me (without my mother's permission, duh) and when we got to the house I kind of wanted to bail on the act. But after a little persuasion with kisses and some head, I was like I think I can do this. With him being larger than expected, I 86'ed the giving of oral and told him to just do it already so we can get it over and done with. That initial penetration hurt so bad, I slid all the way off of my bed. He was getting frustrated because I was running from him, but that shit hurt worse than anything I ever felt in my life! After a little more head and trying to stretch me out, he went back to trying to take my Vcard. It was the 3rd worse sex I have ever had in my life. Once we were done, he asked me to braid his hair and I could barely stand. From that moment, I decided I would never have sex again........ We all know that was a lie. But I will say, the next time I had sex was about 2.5 years later. And it was just as bad the first couple times.

After all these years, I have learned some tricks to the trade of pleasure: find out what your partner loves and make it happen, be spontaneous, and make sure you both get yours!! I found out what I love, my go to orgasm getters and I try to let my partner know what they are so I can get mines and consider it GOOD SEX. Also, size does matter. I hate that women lie about that because I have had some of the smallest penises known to man & that experience was horrible. (I can't even call it sex because there was no penetration). The bigger the better. I don't think there is a such thing as being too big, too thick, too long; the vagina is a muscle that can stretch and mold to a penis...

Well, sex post is done and I'm horny.. Awesome! *goes to Pornhub*

Begging & pleading.....

For the buns. It's not sexy, cute, endearing, or anything. It's plain old annoying. And the one reason why it's annoying is because it's not from the person I want it to be from. Matter of fact, that was said all wrong. The person I want it to be from doesn't even have to beg, he doesn't even have to ask, it's just here waiting for him when he's ready. Now the other guy thinks begging, calling me all crazy (repeatedly for an hour after 1am) is going to make me give in & give him what he wants. If I wanted it, I would tell him. His begging isn't going to make my panties fall off any faster & I wish he could see that because the ignoring, cold shoulder, and rudeness is not getting thru his thick skull.

How would you handle someone begging for the sex and you don't want to have sex with them?

Pt 2 of I Don't Get It.

I didn't expect there to be a part two (click there if you didn't read it) to this matter but there is..

Now it's been a couple weeks after my bestie has been involved with this dude (still no sex, btw) and of course she's been calling me complaining about him still not bringing up sex and such. So last night that all changed. He called her to see if she wanted to go over and watch a movie. She automatically tells me she's not going if he's not giving her some sex and I'm like oh.. okay. Then he calls her again to confirm if she's going to come over or not & he tells her to stop and get some condoms. Again, she thinks he's lying or playing with her emotions. I'm on the sidelines telling her you never know, tonight could be the night, blah blah blah. After some "hard decision making", she goes over to see him. They have sex and like I told her, it was probably well worth the wait.

Now what I don't get about all this is
1. You got mad because the man wanted to spend time with you, no sex.
2. He doesn't hound you about sex, yet you hound him. Why?

As a woman who is known to be a tease, I would probably faint at a man who wants to spend time with me and doesn't have sex as his number 1 reason. That's so hard to find.. I know sex is a good portion of a relationship, but when you're trying to get to know someone better, sex is better when it's left on the back burner...

Celibacy no more...

So I had sex. Twice. The first time was pretty good. I did get mines a couple times, but he didn't.. Oh well for him. Anyhow, it wasn't as good as I wanted it to be since it wasn't with the person I wanted it to be with. The second time was okay.. Nothing to brag about. I won't be having sex again for a while because not having awesome, great sex is so not worth it.

Someone once told me I had a awesome "triple threat" while stroking me. I asked what's that? His response "That warm, tight, moist vagina". Oh. Other women don't have that?!

I have an ex that was so amazed by my vagina that he even said it was weird. This fool said it felt like he was finger fuckin some warm yogurt. I was offended at first but then he said "its warm & sticky" and that he liked it in comparison to his past girlfriends. He described their vags as "Warm & dry holes". Eek!!

My question is do some women not have wet juice boxes for a reason (medical, hygiene issues, etc) and how/why do men cope with it being that way?
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Honesty is the best!!

In all my relationships, whether friendship, sexual, etc; all I ask of the other person is to be honest with me. That let's me know from the jump if you're trustworthy.

In all of the sexual relationships I've had, being 100 about your status is a must. Yeah we're going to be protected but I don't play with fire either way. Even with bf/gf relationships, just be upfront about everything. If you have a gf or some chick whose just some side booty, let me know. Let me have that choice to either be with you or not.

I don't see how some people can lie about the littlest things to the major stuff. If you tell the truth in the beginning, the rest should be a breeze. So think about the 'white lies' you may tell your girl/guy & if it was even worth it. More than likely it wasn't.

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Should I?

I have a guy friend (let's call him R) who I went to HS & my first year of college with. We hang out for birthdays & randomly but nothing daily. The last couple of times R, myself & our mutual friend went out to dinner; we end up back at my house watching tv or a movie cuddled up on the couch. We flirt hard: calling each other baby & honey, holding hands. I even let him touch me intimately.

The dilemma is that I was seeing in a very sexual manner another mutual friend for years. Recently we broke it off but R knows that he & I had something going on for the whole time since we went to school together.

I guess what I'm getting at is should I ask for more aka sex or just let what has happened a couple times just happen? (I really like him as my friend & I would love to have sex with him....)
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Random Thought

I haven't been kissed & I mean like "pool in my panties" kissed in a long time. June 2010, long time. Granted when I got that last kiss, I was having some of the best car sex ever!!

Also, speaking of sex... Haven't had that since January and I don't see myself getting any, anytime soon. So far so good I might add. I am no longer subjecting myself to bad sex & sex with no ties.
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I'm not getting....

Any sex!!! At first it was by choice. I had sex 2 times in 2011 and each time it was wack. Some guys just need to stop, go back to HS, get a older woman, and try again.

Fast forward to today & one of my bestie's brought up the cut buddy option. The last time I had a cut buddy, I went outside the guidelines & caught feelings. I kinda feel like I shouldn't have a cut buddy, but on the other hand I have needs.. I'm thinking to just go without until someone decent shows up.... Whenever that will be.
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Pre- Sex Rituals

So I was just sitting on the couch, thinking about sex (like I always do) and I was wondering "Do other people in the world have the same type of pre sex rituals?!"

Before I have sex, there are several things I MUST do!

1. Buy condoms (unless the dude is providing them)
2. Take a bath. I'm not big on douching, so soaking in the tub getting my snatch fresh is good for me.
3. While in the tub, I shave. Legs, pits, snatch. You never know when a man may want to lick & kiss places where the hair has grown outrageously.
4. Lotion my entire body & add smell goods. I'm all about smelling good.
5. Pineapples! Water! Pineapples are know to make the coochie smell yum yum. Water is great for naturally lubercating the snatch. This is also great for men. Women who swallow hate bleach smelling/tasting jizz.
6. I forgot to add pedicure!! You never know when dude may want to suck a toe or 2.

What are your pre-sex rituals? Leave comments!